When Helsing XII
the latest in the long and illustrious line of brave demon-hunters dies in combat
no-one would have expected his ring of power to be handed down to an idiot.
Least of all said idiot; Brian Trelawney
the most hapless car salesman in the whole of Cornwall.
With no redeeming features bar his towering height
Brian finds himself thrust into a strange and often terrifying world of vampires
banshees and all other Things That Go Bump In The Night. Trained
after a fashion
by the eccentric Masters
and equipped with strange weapons
Brian is sent into battle as the unwitting savior of mankind.
Accompanied by his friend Neil
a man oddly enough far more appropriate for the role of Helsing
Brian must bumble his way through his first mission; placating a terrifying banshee whose keening wailing is keeping the residents of Bodmin from their beauty sleep.
++Warning: This book contains copious harsh language and mind-numbing stupidity
all wrapped up in a crunchy supernatural shell.++
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